Here we are again at the Bog. Depression Bog. Born circa 2012. Sluggish and tired, but with twelve hours of Bog sleep. Just sinking into a void from lying down in bed all day. Not dressed, not bathed. I look, smell, and feel like Depression Bog. Offensive, damp, acidic, maybe some fungus, without all the environmental significance. Just Boggish. Being a Depression is brave until they realize what it does to people. No Sexy French Depression. It’s never Sexy French Depression. Bog Depression.
Emerging from the Bog like Some Fucking Bog Monster. My limbs feel like they have Bog in them. Soggy, sluggish, slopping, less taking a shower, more like letting water try and get the Bog off. I stay for an hour. No Bog, just shower. Scalding hot shower. It’d be nice to die in here. Won’t do anything about that. But it’d be nice if I just Bogged Myself in here.
Out of fake Bog shower. Now for the rest of the day. I got bored, so the Bog cut me on the forearm a few times. Bog Bogged out of my arm. Not brown Bog, red Bog.
After that, I tried to eat some breakfast. I had no appetite. I had Bog in my stomach. Stomach acid was Bog acid sloshing around in dirt and mud. Can’t eat much with a Boggy stomach.
Time for Bog school. I hated Bog school. Lockers that I never used (Bog didn’t like them. Too much work). People I never saw again (probably also Boggy, but hid it better). I Bogged my way through Bog school. All four years. Bog was nice enough to Bog its way into my Bog halfway through Bog school. I eventually Boguated. Didn’t go to Boguation, though. Too Boggy.
Bog got better after that. Manageable. I became Some Fucking Bog Ecologist. I still get Boggy, but I Bog my way out of it.
It (Bog) actually (Bog) does (Bog) get (Bog) better (Bog) in (Bog) the (Bog) way (Bog) that (Bog) it’s (Bog) easier (Bog) to (Bog) deal (Bog) with (Bog). You (Bog) get (Bog) stronger (Bog). More (Bog) resilient (Bog). You (Bog) can (Bog) help (Bog) others (Bog) with (Bog) their (Bog) Bogs (Bog). So (Bog) long (Bog) as (Bog) your (Bog) Bog (Bog) is (Bog) in (Bog) check (Bog), everything (Bog) else (Bog) is (Bog) a (Bog) little (Bog) less (Bog) Boggy (Bog).