Abominable Snowman Tries Online Dating

by Amanda Tinker

My name is Yara

I am a sensual, voluptuous Abominable Snowman.

I live in the Himalayan mountain range.

My cave is very spacious and I live alone.

No children but someday with the right someone.

I could see little white fur balls running around.

I need someone to sit by the snowfall

and watch Keeping Up with the Abominables.

I would love to cook for you sometime.

Something like snow cones and filet de ice.

I know how to play many instruments

My Abominable-sized piano is my favorite.

Can I play you something sometime?

If you're interested in watching me

put my paws on the keys.

Maybe something like, the snow is dancing.

Such an abominable classic.

I love to snow paint and go on long walks through the tundra.

To roast bark by the fire and talk all arctic night long.

I am hoping to find someone who is truly meant for me.

I am an abominable snowman

But I am capable of love.